- can speak Zulu?
- is descended from Robin Hood?
- can discuss Noam Chomsky and do a perfect impression of Julia Child in the same conversation?
- knows what a "reduction" is (and can make one)?
- rescued a sheep from being swept out to sea on our second date?
- owns a tuxedo AND a sewing machine?
- sings to me in the morning?
- can get a wireless signal with an old wok and a couple of elastic bands?
- is the most honest person I have ever met?